Random Thoughts on Grief, Birthdays and Salves (not necessarily in that order)
So, I was sitting staring at a blank screen with its unrelenting blinking cursor, which I have to say is more than a tad mocking, maybe even bordering on threatening, at the very least I get a distinct whiff of ridicule from that cursed cursor. Okay maybe I’m anthropomorphising that stinking blinking line a bit […]
WARNING: THIS BLOG IS COMPLETELY CONCERNED WITH LADY PARTS… Gentlemen… LOOK, there’s a hockey game on!
So, the other day I was just sitting here, minding my own beeswax, staring at the computer trying to get a blog started when something terrible happened… oh, and I should probably give you a brief description of what me trying to get a blog started looks like: I sit down at the computer, turn […]
Produce and the Perfect Man
I’ve been thinking about men lately. Not any man in particular, although I won’t lie, Colin Firth is never far from my mind. Even though he recently played the creepy guy in The Staircase, I think I could overcome that if I bumped into him in No Frills grabbing for the same zucchini. No, I […]
Gentlemen Keep Your Hands Off My Hair – Unless You’re A Hairdresser
I’ve been worrying about Lisa LaFlamme for the last week. I haven’t lost any sleep over the situation. Oh no, I’m sleeping okay. And I’m definitely not off my food. If only there was something that could make me say no to donuts. But of the sixty to seventy minutes in the day that I’m […]
What I Did On My COVID Vacation
As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by plague!…If they can send a man to the moon, why can’t they make a delicious zero chocolate ANYTHING? And yes, this is the critical topic I’ve spent these last two years of Covid consternation meditating on, instead of rambling incessantly to you, my blog […]